toyota:

the original hunties

toyota:

the original hunties

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t-okimeki:

(Frozen Strawberry Milk Slushy)

t-okimeki:

(Frozen Strawberry Milk Slushy)

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anus:

spotting a hot person

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http://idahoing.tumblr.com/post/92682005621/diancie-dewa-chan-i-love-diancie-shes-my

diancie:

dewa-chan:

"I love Diancie, she’s my favourite pokemon!”

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Please stop referring Diancie as a female pokemon

It may look female thanks to the pink jewels and dress-like details, but it is officially Genderless. And a mere Mega evolution won’t change this.

I…

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makochantachibanana:

your follower count will determine the number of babies you’ll have with your icon

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microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

lee chaerin

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nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it